January 20, 2024 / 1 Minute Read

blueface the bully

You know what you are Mr. Blueface?

A big, fat bully.

I know Chrisean can be hard to deal with, just like any woman.

Just like any person!

But that doesn’t excuse your behavior.

I know she’s not perfect, and I don’t know what goes on behind closed doors. But you know what I do know?

She loves you.

And you know it.

That’s why you treat her the way you do.

You got her.

Hung and sprung high on Blueberries and Hennessy.

I know because I’ve had girls on strings too.

Sobbing and weeping every time they had to say “bye Chance!”

I took it for granted. 

I was a bad director.

So I’m here to tell you…

The love won’t last forever.

You’re pushing the limit.

Please don’t break it.

Despite her flaws and crooked smile, she’s beautiful.

Love and loyalty incarnate.

Dear negro,

No one likes a bully.

And no one likes to hear…

Bye Chance.