June 2, 2023 / 2 Minute Read
did you learn the lesson?
Q: What did you learn from your exes?
A: That seems like a loaded question, but in short, I guess I learned how to be me.
Let me start from the beginning…
eve
My intro to the game.
Eve started my villain arc.
Eighth grade heartbreak.
She taught me that women choose.
She taught me that there will always be someone else.
Someone taller, stronger… better.
Eve taught me that no amount of kind words, gifts, or love, can make a woman want to be with you.
If she wants you, she’ll make it easy.
jay
I really liked Jay.
Jay taught me the same lessons as Eve.
Women choose.
They’re always looking for an upgrade. Always looking to climb that ladder.
Crabs in a bucket.
She taught me how easy it is for someone to corrupt a relationship.
One lie from a jealous friend can lead to chaos.
She also taught me that they always come back.
If you’re a good man, and you do right, they’ll always come back.
lily
Are we seeing a common theme here?
My mom always told me I was hardheaded.
Just like Eve and Jay; Lily taught me that…
GIRLS CHOOSE.
They’re always watching the draft, and they always have another option in mind.
She was also the first girl to teach me about karma.
You reap what you sow.
Being the first girl I “cheated” on, I learned just how easy it is for girls to get revenge.
angel
Romeo and Juliet.
Forbidden love, destined to fail.
Her friends hated me, our families hated each other, but we kept riding.
Even though the wheels were falling off.
Angel taught me how deceptive woman can be.
A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
This was probably the most toxic relationship I’ve had to date, and I wouldn’t change it for the world.
Angel taught me what I don’t want.
bella
My favorite.
The one that got away.
Bella taught me how to love.
She taught me accountability.
She taught me honesty.
She taught me how to heal.
She showed me how to be strong.
She made me better.
Q: Did you learn the lesson?
A: Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Thanks for the memories!
Bye chance.
by chance 